My sister’s anorexic.
In the UK,
If you’re diagnosed with anorexia,
And you’re a student
– which she is –
And if you don’t mind filling out the ridiculous amounts of paperwork,
– which she didn’t –
You can be granted a laptop from the government.
They’ll actually take a break from scamming or taxing,
or recounting paper-thin lies behind a screen
and give you an apple laptop.
I’ve always wondered why
since she can’t eat it anyway.