My Wife

She’s like a succubus; she gets happier as I get sadder. – Overheard

Curiosity Pleads Innocent

William Macmillan (sometimes called Will, sometimes Wils, but never Willy because ‘the kids will tease me!’) knew it was time for bed. The problem was – as was often the problem – he didn’t want to go bed. He was curled up by his bookshelf, reading the Complete Works of Shakespeare (unabridged) and contemplating the…

The Problem with Government

My sister’s anorexic. And In the UK, If you’re diagnosed with anorexia, And you’re a student – which she is – And if you don’t mind filling out the ridiculous amounts of paperwork, – which she didn’t – You can be granted  a laptop from the government. Like, They’ll actually take a break from scamming…