GUINNESS

–It’s Welsh. — It is? — What is? — It’s Irish. Obviously. — Most people think it’s Irish. The man who’s famous for creating it – — was Irish — was Irish, right but was actually travelling from Wales to Ireland when he [SOUND OF A CAMERA SHUTTER] — Guinness. We’re talking about Guinness? —…

Stage Direction

We did some speed writing – scene based (EXCEEDINGLY LOOSELY) on our teenage years. LOL.

monologue

when i dance i dance for myself/i like the way my body moves, the way my hips slay/i feel powerful/i feel sexy/and then i wonder if there is such a thing as objective sexiness/because as a straight woman i relate sex to men/when i think ‘sex’ i think ‘man’/so when I think ‘sexy’ must i…

The Picture of Dorian Gray – Adaptation

So over the summer I directed my adaptation of The Picture of Dorian Gray. I was incredibly lucky to have the most amazing actors and creative team supporting me. And since everybody since has been genuinely so interested in how the play unfolded, how it went, and how exactly I went about adapting it, I…

Durnenkovs:The Drunks:Inspired: Part 1

Inspired by ‘THE DRUNKS’  – – Enter a commedia dell’arte FOOL. He stops in front of the audience, noticing them and grinning. In his hand he holds a bag. FOOL: (to himself he murmurs a limerick) A tendency to sugar coat Has historically floated the boat Of politicians held dear All out of the fear,…

TIME AFTER TIME

Scene. ZEROS’ bedroom. ALYSSA sits upstage on a bed. She looks uncomfortable and takes up as little space as possible. Zeros enters. He slurps a drink loudly. ZEROS: Sure you’re not thirsty? Don’t want a drink? ALYSSA: Sure. Are you finished now? ZEROS: Yep. That was the last of the clients. We have the place…

Cake &Confessions

Scene. A cafe. The place is fairly busy with a chilled atmosphere. A woman is working behind the till, stacking up baked goods behind the display glass. A man and another woman enter the cafe.  The woman sits a table and the man approaches the counter. Man:  Hello, could I get…? Woman looks up. They…